Fuck I could use a vagina to put my mouth on right now
One of my all time favorites
Reblog if you are thinking of masturbating, masturbating or just got done masturbating.
all three, all day, erryday!
I want a Tumblr best friend. Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I’d like to.
you’re all welcome to my ask box
In an hour: horny.
Next week: horny.
Next month: horny.
Having sex: horny.
Louis C.K. just described me in one of his sketches.